There is something so not right with this:

Mormons Exposed Calendar

Is nothing sacred anymore?! Dear. Maker. Of. Heaven. And. Earth. Now when I see a sweet, innocent Missionary scooting around in his crisp white shirt on his bicycle built for one I will have to picture him a couple of years older all barechested and hunky. I shudder at the thought. It's a sign of the Apocalypse, people. Get your can opener, canned food and bottled water ready. You're gonna need 'em soon. Sheesh. Oh, and don't forget to buy the calendar to keep track of your days underground.


Ann said...

OMWord . I spit coffee all over thanks to your colorful post.

Andie said...

different.... and something not quite right about that site, innit? i'm pretty sure the book of lehi never mentioned six pack abs. HAA!!!